who's at fault? and other mindnumbing questions

Democrats, during the last election, began parading Bush around as some psycho fanatic who "talks to God" and then God "tells him what to do" such as attacking iraq. GOd told Bush to attack iraq? well, i pressed a couple democrat friends...



and it went something like this. one said that a terrorist said that he had heard his cousin say that Bush said in a speech to supporters in the middle east that GOd told him to bomb iraq. well, since this hadnt been on the news, i asked another democrat who pointed me to a blog in which apparently Bush had a campaign stop with about 28 amish men, with no cameras, microphones, or media, but at the end, one of the amish men told the media that Bush claimed God told him to bomb iraq. well, alrighty then.



so, who is responsible for the hurricanes then?



well, unless you have been living in a hole in the ground, you know that its Bush's fault. first he didnt sign the kyoto pact, which of course caused climate changes retroactively to two hundred years ago, back before we measured average temps around the world, which caused the average temps to rise steadily by about 4 degrees over the last 200 years. well, this caused of course the waters to heat up, which is what makes hurricanes.
The next step in Bush's diabolical plan was to make sure New Orleans and Louisiana was stocked with crooked politicians who not only botched their own evacuation planning and implementation, but knew exactly who to blame.
in a particularly sinister part of Bush's plot, he made sure New Orleans had only poor African Americans and no rich white people. Bush then prevented congress, even hillary etc, from writing any legislation to fund and prepare new orleans for natural disasters like this.

in some final evil plotting, Bush made sure hundreds of school buses for evacuating the poorer neighborhoods were never used by the local governments, and then in a final majestic move, he waved his hand, spawned katrina, and sent it hurdling towards its target.

I guess the president of the United States is the most powerful man on earth!



in other news, tomorrow is the pats season opener! i dont think they will get far. (pessimism worked the last two years:)